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Monkey Birth Dates: 1932, 1944, 1954, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004.

Born a Monkey?

Swinging from one group form another, you love to have a good time! You like to entertain your friends buy showing off your talents, and they appreciate your cleverness and great sense of humor.

Monkeys in real life are fun and playful, Monkeys show cleverness and friendships by picking bugs and dirt from each others fur, they use there hands and feet to climb and hold onto trees some use tails.

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Q: Whats the Difference between a Jellyfish and a Squid?
A: One has eyes.

Popularity: 6%

Q: What do you get when you cross a mouse with a snake?

A: A full snake!

Popularity: 9%

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Polly…
Polly who?
Polly who’s gone mad!

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There was a seal who didn’t eat fish
Instead had lettuce on a dish.
then to his surprise.
a worm small in size.
said hi i’m Tish.

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From: www.geocities.com/Heartland/1133/animalpoems/birds.html

Once I saw a little bird
Come hop, hop, hop.
So I cried, “Little bird,
Will you stop, stop, stop?”

I was going to the window
To say, “How do you do?”
But he shook his little tail,
And away he flew.

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From : www.geocities.com/Heartland/1133/animalpoems/birds.html

Woodpecker, woodpecker,
Peck! Peck! Peck!
Drill with your bill
And bob your neck!

Peck out a hole
In the trunk of a tree.
Peck out a nest
For all to see.

Cling to the wood
With your sharp clawed feet.
Peck through the bark
And find bugs to eat!

Woodpecker, woodpecker,
Peck! Peck! Peck!
Drill with your bill
And bob your neck!

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Jokes From:http://www.jokes.net/escapefromabear.htm

There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree.
The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away.

So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he’s brought an even bigger bear with him. The two bears climb up the tree, the bigger bear going higher than the first. But the guy climbed even higher still, so the bears couldn’t reach him. Eventually, the bears went away.

Naturally quite relieved, the guy starts down the tree again. Suddenly, the two bears return. But this time the guy knew he was in big trouble.

Jokes From:www.jokes.net/hunternogun.htm

There’s this guy who shows up at a cabin where these hunters have gathered to hunt bear. Only he shows up without a gun.
The other hunters are very curious. “How you gonna get a bear without a gun?” they ask.

“Do you have a knife?”

“No,” says the guy.

“Do you have a club?”

“No,” says the guy.

“Don’t you worry. I’m gonna get myself a bear. Just wait right here and see.”

The guy leaves the cabin and disappears into the hills for several hours.

Eventually he happens upon a bear asleep in his den and he kicks the bear and gets it really angry. As the bear wakes up, he starts to chase after the guy, so the guy starts running back towards the cabin.

Whats the animals name that belongs to this eye?

Whats the animals name that belongs to this eye?

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No clues its simple

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no clues it should be easy.

Popularity: 7%