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		<title>Hunter No Gun</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:09:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Animal Guide</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jokes From:www.jokes.net/hunternogun.htm There&#8217;s this guy who shows up at a cabin where these hunters have gathered to hunt bear. Only he shows up without a gun. The other hunters are very curious. &#8220;How you gonna get a bear without a gun?&#8221; they ask. &#8220;Do you have a knife?&#8221; &#8220;No,&#8221; says the guy. &#8220;Do you have [...]<hr /><h4>Related posts:</h4><ul><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/snowy-owl.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Snowy Owl">Snowy Owl</a></li></ul><hr /><small>Copyright &#169; <a class="February 10, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/hunter-no-gun.html">Hunter No Gun</a> RSS feed for personal, non-commercial use only.<br />(Digital Fingerprint:  b5c8f6a0683af7ff4db9abe10af76ae6) &#169; <a class="February 10, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk">Animal Forum</a></small>]]></description>
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		<title>Tyrannosaurus Rex</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Animal Guide</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tyrannosaurus Rex (to the tune of: &#8220;Mary Had A Little Lamb&#8221;) Dinosaurs walked on this earth, On this earth, on this earth, Dinosaurs walked on this earth, A long, long time ago. Tyrannosaurus Rex was king, Was the king, was the king, Tyrannosaurus Rex was king A long, long time ago. Tyrannosaurus (child&#8217;s name) was [...]<hr /><h4>Related posts:</h4><ul><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/birds-meish-goldish.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Birds Meish Goldish">Birds Meish Goldish</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/birth-of-a-butterfly-by-meish-goldish.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Birth of a Butterfly By Meish Goldish">Birth of a Butterfly By Meish Goldish</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/the-higg-piggy-by-meish-goldish.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: The Higg-Piggy">The Higg-Piggy</a></li></ul><hr /><small>Copyright &#169; <a class="February 10, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/tyrannosaurus-rex-by-meish-goldish.html">Tyrannosaurus Rex</a> RSS feed for personal, non-commercial use only.<br />(Digital Fingerprint:  b5c8f6a0683af7ff4db9abe10af76ae6) &#169; <a class="February 10, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk">Animal Forum</a></small>]]></description>
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		<title>The Higg-Piggy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 14:53:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Animal Guide</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Higg-Piggy You put your right hoof in; You put your right hoof out; You put your right hoof in and you shake it all about. You do the Higgy-Piggy, And you turn yourself around, That&#8217;s what it&#8217;s all about! Oink!<hr /><h4>Related posts:</h4><ul><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/birds-meish-goldish.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Birds Meish Goldish">Birds Meish Goldish</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/birth-of-a-butterfly-by-meish-goldish.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Birth of a Butterfly By Meish Goldish">Birth of a Butterfly By Meish Goldish</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/woodpecker-by-meish-goldish.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Woodpecker  by Meish Goldish">Woodpecker  by Meish Goldish</a></li></ul><hr /><small>Copyright &#169; <a class="February 9, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/the-higg-piggy-by-meish-goldish.html">The Higg-Piggy</a> RSS feed for personal, non-commercial use only.<br />(Digital Fingerprint:  b5c8f6a0683af7ff4db9abe10af76ae6) &#169; <a class="February 9, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk">Animal Forum</a></small>]]></description>
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		<title>Escape From a Bear</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:16:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Animal Guide</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jokes From:http://www.jokes.net/escapefromabear.htm There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear [...]<hr /><h4>Related posts:</h4><ul><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/cat-chases-bear-up-tree.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Cat Chases Bear Up Tree">Cat Chases Bear Up Tree</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/hunter-no-gun.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Hunter No Gun">Hunter No Gun</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/arctiidae.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Arctiidae">Arctiidae</a></li></ul><hr /><small>Copyright &#169; <a class="February 9, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/escape-from-a-bear.html">Escape From a Bear</a> RSS feed for personal, non-commercial use only.<br />(Digital Fingerprint:  b5c8f6a0683af7ff4db9abe10af76ae6) &#169; <a class="February 9, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk">Animal Forum</a></small>]]></description>
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		<title>Polly Knock, Knock Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/knock-knock-polly-by-kyle-wal.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Animal Guide</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock Joke Who&#8217;s there? Polly&#8230; Polly who? Polly who&#8217;s gone mad!<hr /><h4>Related posts:</h4><ul><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/joking-the-difference-by-kyle-wal.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Joking the Difference by Kyle Wal">Joking the Difference by Kyle Wal</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/share-a-sad-animals-story.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Share a Sad Animal&#8217;s Story.">Share a Sad Animal&#8217;s Story.</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/skegness-save-our-beaches.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Skegness-Save Our Beaches">Skegness-Save Our Beaches</a></li></ul><hr /><small>Copyright &#169; <a class="February 7, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/knock-knock-polly-by-kyle-wal.html">Polly Knock, Knock Joke</a> RSS feed for personal, non-commercial use only.<br />(Digital Fingerprint:  b5c8f6a0683af7ff4db9abe10af76ae6) &#169; <a class="February 7, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk">Animal Forum</a></small>]]></description>
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		<title>Birds Meish Goldish</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 13:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Animal Guide</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look at the bird Up in the treetop, Building its nest With no time to stop. Hatching its eggs So smooth and so round, Then feeding its babies Worms from the ground. Look at the bird With beak for a mouth. When it gets cold, The birds will fly south. When it gets warm, The [...]<hr /><h4>Related posts:</h4><ul><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/birth-of-a-butterfly-by-meish-goldish.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Birth of a Butterfly By Meish Goldish">Birth of a Butterfly By Meish Goldish</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/woodpecker-by-meish-goldish.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Woodpecker  by Meish Goldish">Woodpecker  by Meish Goldish</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/the-higg-piggy-by-meish-goldish.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: The Higg-Piggy">The Higg-Piggy</a></li></ul><hr /><small>Copyright &#169; <a class="February 7, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/birds-meish-goldish.html">Birds Meish Goldish</a> RSS feed for personal, non-commercial use only.<br />(Digital Fingerprint:  b5c8f6a0683af7ff4db9abe10af76ae6) &#169; <a class="February 7, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk">Animal Forum</a></small>]]></description>
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		<title>Once I Saw a Little Bird</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:40:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Animal Guide</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: www.geocities.com/Heartland/1133/animalpoems/birds.html Once I saw a little bird Come hop, hop, hop. So I cried, &#8220;Little bird, Will you stop, stop, stop?&#8221; I was going to the window To say, &#8220;How do you do?&#8221; But he shook his little tail, And away he flew.<hr /><h4>Related posts:</h4><ul><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/birds-meish-goldish.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Birds Meish Goldish">Birds Meish Goldish</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/most-dangerous-bird.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Most Dangerous Bird">Most Dangerous Bird</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/snowy-owl.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Snowy Owl">Snowy Owl</a></li></ul><hr /><small>Copyright &#169; <a class="February 6, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/once-i-saw-a-little-bird.html">Once I Saw a Little Bird</a> RSS feed for personal, non-commercial use only.<br />(Digital Fingerprint:  b5c8f6a0683af7ff4db9abe10af76ae6) &#169; <a class="February 6, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk">Animal Forum</a></small>]]></description>
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		<title>Mouse and Snake Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/a-little-joke.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Animal Guide</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mouse and Snake Joke Q: What do you get when you cross a mouse with a snake? A: A full snake!<hr /><h4>Related posts:</h4><ul><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/knock-knock-polly-by-kyle-wal.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Polly Knock, Knock Joke">Polly Knock, Knock Joke</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/escape-from-a-bear.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Escape From a Bear">Escape From a Bear</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/hunter-no-gun.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Hunter No Gun">Hunter No Gun</a></li></ul><hr /><small>Copyright &#169; <a class="February 4, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/a-little-joke.html">Mouse and Snake Joke</a> RSS feed for personal, non-commercial use only.<br />(Digital Fingerprint:  b5c8f6a0683af7ff4db9abe10af76ae6) &#169; <a class="February 4, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk">Animal Forum</a></small>]]></description>
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		<title>The Vegetarian Seal by Belac Wal</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:27:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Animal Guide</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a seal who didn&#8217;t eat fish Instead had lettuce on a dish. then to his surprise. a worm small in size. said hi i&#8217;m Tish.<hr /><h4>Related posts:</h4><ul><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/common-seal.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Common Seal">Common Seal</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/spot-the-difference.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Animal Spot The Difference">Animal Spot The Difference</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/what-is-this-animal-3.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: What Is This Animal?">What Is This Animal?</a></li></ul><hr /><small>Copyright &#169; <a class="February 4, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/the-vegetarian-seal-by-belac-wal.html">The Vegetarian Seal by Belac Wal</a> RSS feed for personal, non-commercial use only.<br />(Digital Fingerprint:  b5c8f6a0683af7ff4db9abe10af76ae6) &#169; <a class="February 4, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk">Animal Forum</a></small>]]></description>
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		<title>Joking the Difference by Kyle Wal</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 13:04:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Animal Guide</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: Whats the Difference between a Jellyfish and a Squid? A: One has eyes.<hr /><h4>Related posts:</h4><ul><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/share-a-sad-animals-story.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Share a Sad Animal&#8217;s Story.">Share a Sad Animal&#8217;s Story.</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/spot-the-difference-on-this-bear.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Spot the Difference on this Bear:">Spot the Difference on this Bear:</a></li><li><a href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/skegness-save-our-beaches.html" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Skegness-Save Our Beaches">Skegness-Save Our Beaches</a></li></ul><hr /><small>Copyright &#169; <a class="February 1, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk/joking-the-difference-by-kyle-wal.html">Joking the Difference by Kyle Wal</a> RSS feed for personal, non-commercial use only.<br />(Digital Fingerprint:  b5c8f6a0683af7ff4db9abe10af76ae6) &#169; <a class="February 1, 2012" href="http://www.animal-forum.co.uk">Animal Forum</a></small>]]></description>
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