From: www.geocities.com/Heartland/1133/animalpoems/birds.html Once I saw a little bird Come hop, hop, hop. So I cried, “Little bird, Will you stop, stop, stop?” I was going to the window To say, “How do you do?” But he shook his little tail, And away he flew.
The Higg-Piggy You put your right hoof in; You put your right hoof out; You put your right hoof in and you shake it all about. You do the Higgy-Piggy, And you turn yourself around, That’s what it’s all about! Oink!
Q: Whats the Difference between a Jellyfish and a Squid? A: One has eyes.
Mouse and Snake Joke Q: What do you get when you cross a mouse with a snake? A: A full snake!
Birth of a Butterfly (can be sung to the tune of Hush Little Baby, Don’t Say a Word) A mama butterfly lays all her eggs, Out pops a caterpillar, crawling on its legs. The caterpillar first is rather thin, But then it eats till it bursts through its skin. After growing nice and big, The […]
Tyrannosaurus Rex (to the tune of: “Mary Had A Little Lamb”) Dinosaurs walked on this earth, On this earth, on this earth, Dinosaurs walked on this earth, A long, long time ago. Tyrannosaurus Rex was king, Was the king, was the king, Tyrannosaurus Rex was king A long, long time ago. Tyrannosaurus (child’s name) was […]
Jokes From:http://www.jokes.net/escapefromabear.htm There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear […]
Look at the bird Up in the treetop, Building its nest With no time to stop. Hatching its eggs So smooth and so round, Then feeding its babies Worms from the ground. Look at the bird With beak for a mouth. When it gets cold, The birds will fly south. When it gets warm, The […]
From : www.geocities.com/Heartland/1133/animalpoems/birds.html Woodpecker, woodpecker, Peck! Peck! Peck! Drill with your bill And bob your neck! Peck out a hole In the trunk of a tree. Peck out a nest For all to see. Cling to the wood With your sharp clawed feet. Peck through the bark And find bugs to eat! Woodpecker, woodpecker, Peck! […]
There was a seal who didn’t eat fish Instead had lettuce on a dish. then to his surprise. a worm small in size. said hi i’m Tish.