Animal Jokes and Poems

Jokes From:www.jokes.net/hunternogun.htm There’s this guy who shows up at a cabin where these hunters have gathered to hunt bear. Only he shows up without a gun. The other hunters are very curious. “How you gonna get a bear without a gun?” they ask. “Do you have a knife?” “No,” says the guy. “Do you have [...]

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The Higg-Piggy You put your right hoof in; You put your right hoof out; You put your right hoof in and you shake it all about. You do the Higgy-Piggy, And you turn yourself around, That’s what it’s all about! Oink!

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Q: Whats the Difference between a Jellyfish and a Squid? A: One has eyes.

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Tyrannosaurus Rex (to the tune of: “Mary Had A Little Lamb”) Dinosaurs walked on this earth, On this earth, on this earth, Dinosaurs walked on this earth, A long, long time ago. Tyrannosaurus Rex was king, Was the king, was the king, Tyrannosaurus Rex was king A long, long time ago. Tyrannosaurus (child’s name) was [...]

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Look at the bird Up in the treetop, Building its nest With no time to stop. Hatching its eggs So smooth and so round, Then feeding its babies Worms from the ground. Look at the bird With beak for a mouth. When it gets cold, The birds will fly south. When it gets warm, The [...]

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Birth of a Butterfly (can be sung to the tune of Hush Little Baby, Don’t Say a Word) A mama butterfly lays all her eggs, Out pops a caterpillar, crawling on its legs. The caterpillar first is rather thin, But then it eats till it bursts through its skin. After growing nice and big, The [...]

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From : www.geocities.com/Heartland/1133/animalpoems/birds.html Woodpecker, woodpecker, Peck! Peck! Peck! Drill with your bill And bob your neck! Peck out a hole In the trunk of a tree. Peck out a nest For all to see. Cling to the wood With your sharp clawed feet. Peck through the bark And find bugs to eat! Woodpecker, woodpecker, Peck! [...]

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From: www.geocities.com/Heartland/1133/animalpoems/birds.html Once I saw a little bird Come hop, hop, hop. So I cried, “Little bird, Will you stop, stop, stop?” I was going to the window To say, “How do you do?” But he shook his little tail, And away he flew.

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There was a seal who didn’t eat fish Instead had lettuce on a dish. then to his surprise. a worm small in size. said hi i’m Tish.

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Jokes From:http://www.jokes.net/escapefromabear.htm There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear [...]

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